The End of Influencer's Praetorian Guard (And Why Elizabeth Should Never Drive A Tanker)

Cancelling people has been around way longer than anyone knows, and quite frankly it's influence is weaker now than it's ever been.

In fact, being cancelled has become a mating call for the terminally online everywhere. The path to fame has never been more clear... or safer.

Just ask the Caesars. All 13 of them.

Also, Elizabeth must never drive a boat. Ever. Hard no.