When The Interloper Hellbombs Itself Into Oblivion

Incident Report To Super Earth High Command

Filed By: Helldiver Rubber Duck
Vessel Assignment: S.E.S. Soul of Audacity
Incident Type: Illuminate Air Superiority Failure
Enemy Classification: Stingray / Interloper & Elevated Overseer
Primary Weapon Used: Explosive Crossbow

Situation Report:

During live engagement with Illuminate forces, Helldiver Rubber Duck was repositioning under active aerial threat when an enemy Stingray-class Interloper initiated a direct strafing maneuver to cut off movement.

As vocal concern for supply shortages was raised by Helldiver Mario, Rubber Duck halted advancement and countered with precision use of the Explosive Crossbow, successfully embedding two explosive bolts into the Interloper’s hull, igniting the craft while it continued airborne.

Simultaneously, an Elevated Overseer was identified. Rubber Duck executed a combat dive and delivered a clean, confirmed headshot elimination, neutralizing the hostile command unit mid-flight.
Commendation noises were heard. Morale increased.

The Interloper, now damaged and disoriented, attempted a follow-up attack run.

Instead, it achieved historic levels of tactical incompetence.

The Illuminate craft struck one unexploded Hellbomb, detonating behind it — then immediately collided with a second Hellbomb directly in its forward path, causing a catastrophic chain explosion resulting in complete self-destruction.

Wolf confirmed visual impact success.
Rubber Duck confirmed enemy demise with professional laughter.

Outcome:

Interloper neutralized via poor life choices

Two Hellbombs detonated

Elevated Overseer eliminated

Democracy preserved through accidental enemy incompetence

Illuminate air doctrine effectiveness: Questionable.
Super Earth efficiency: Flawless.

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