Epstein’s Lemon: The Euphemism We Wish Stayed Buried

A buried detail from Epstein’s past surfaces, derailing Thanksgiving talk into a whirlwind of absurd testimony, cat chaos, tech trouble, and the comedy no livestream can predict.

A forgotten detail from an Epstein deposition cracks open inside Friday Happy Hour and instantly derails the entire Thanksgiving warm-up. What starts as harmless holiday chatter turns sideways when an old courtroom description resurfaces, pulling Keith, Brad, and Rebecca into a spiral of disbelief, laughter, and “why did we dig this up?”

From that moment on, the episode just freefalls in the best possible way. Every reaction hits harder, every tangent gets stranger, and every punchline lands like nobody planned it. The pace picks up, the room gets louder, and suddenly everyone’s laughing at things they definitely shouldn’t. It’s the exact kind of off-the-rails momentum where one ridiculous moment fuels the next, and before you know it, you’re deep into a two-hour spiral that feels like watching brilliance and breakdown hold hands.

Chapters:
00:00 – Thanksgiving Plans And Immediate Regret
10:12 – Pilgrims, Potatoes, And Historical Gaslighting
19:40 – Modern Thanksgiving: Now With Extra Chaos
28:55 – Ground Beef Prices Trigger A Small Breakdown
38:21 – Kids + Phones = A Guaranteed Apocalypse
46:10 – Church Chatbots And The AI Anti-Christ
56:45 – Podcast Money: Please Don’t Laugh
01:05:58 – AI Wants Your Job And Your Leftovers
01:18:44 – Society Crumbles But The Vibes Are Great
01:27:50 – Pets Doing Felonies On Camera
01:38:33 – Women Gladiators And Other Google Accidents
01:50:12 – Machetes, Migration, And Why We’re All Tired

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