Crack Pipe Xmas

Crack Pipe Xmas
Just say Nope to Dope !!! :)

(Verse 1)

Wee wuzzer went to town a riding on a chicken blamed it on the snow man, called it crack pipe lickin'. Jingle bells Jingle bells jingle all the way,
frosty the snowman and crack santa are on the way.Island of misfit toys with mayor Charlie in the box, selling to the wee wuzzers some bags of
special rocks. The Grinch is now a mall cop, wearing $1.99$ store shades, Wee Wuzzer's ride is looking shabby, needs a quick upgrade.

(Chorus)

No coal in my stocking, no hole in my shoe,I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too. Wrapping the presents, rappin' the beat,Got my food stamps from the taxpayers, it's time to eat.

(Verse 2)

Fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear that bald cop is crooked and he-her has no hair.Dog has fleas looks like mange getting a job would be so strange. Dude looks like a lady, crack santa's elf,
they call him grady. Watch your back folks things look shady. The sleigh is a broken shopping cart, one wheel is broke,Pulled by a one-legged pigeon, this whole mission is a joke.
Grady's got a side hustle, selling bootleg holiday flicks,He claims they're classics, but they're just old cartoon quicks.

(Chorus)

No coal in my stocking, no hole in my shoe, I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too. Wrapping the presents, rappin' the beat,Got my food stamps from the taxpayers,
it's time to eat.

(Bridge)

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer he got a bad rap,Grady the elf on the banjo all wound up on crack.Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.Yeah,
Rudolph's nose is shiny, but not from the light, It's a busted nosebleed, from last night's Frosty fight! Crack Santa's list is scribbled on a greasy paper bag,
Checkin' it twice, tryna figure out what shady deal he snagged.

(Chorus)

No coal in my stocking, no hole in my shoe,I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too.
Wrapping the presents, rappin' the beat, Got my food stamps from the taxpayers, it's time to eat.

(Outro)

Twernt the night before Xmas nor a silent night,frosty and wee wuzzer got in a fight. Merry Xmas, to all and to all a good night!

Wee wuzzer went to town a riding on a chicken
blamed it on the snow man, called it crack pipe lickin.
Jingle bells Jingle bells jingle all the way, frosty the snow man
and crack santa are on the way.
Island of misfit toys with mayor Charlie in the box, selling
to the wee wuzzers some bags of special rocks.
No coal in my stocking, no hole in my shoe, I'll get you my
pretty and your little dog too.
Wrapping the presents, rappin the beat
got my food stamps form the tax payers, it's time to eat.
Fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear that bald cop is crooked and he-her has no hair.
Dog has flees looks like mange getting a job would be so strange.
Dude looks like a lady, crack santa's elf, they call him grady.
Watch your back folks things look shady.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer he got a bad rap, Grady the elf on
the banjo all wound up on crack.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.
No coal in my stocking, no hole in my shoe, I'll get you my
pretty and your little dog too.
Wrapping the presents, rappin the beat
got my food stamps form the taxpayers, it's time to eat.
Twernt the night before Xmas nor a silent night, frosty and wee wuzzer got in a fight. to all a Merry Xmas and to all a good night!