IF YOU SIDE WITH LITERAL CARTEL MEMBERS YOU NEED DEPORTED TOO!

“The Mexican government isn’t a government—it’s Cartel LLC with extra steps and a seat at the UN. Every politician south of the Rio Grande is on the Sinaloa payroll or six feet under.”
“Fentanyl isn’t ‘coming across the border’—it’s being air-mailed into your kid’s veins by the same Mexican cartels who own half the politicians in Mexico City.”
“Mexico isn’t a failed state, it’s a narco-superstate that figured out how to weaponize rainbow pills and kill more Americans in two years than every Middle East war combined.”
“Cartel members don’t sneak into the US—they get red-carpet treatment at the White House while your cousin OD’s on their China-sourced death powder.”
“The Mexican president isn’t ‘hugging’ the cartels—he’s bent over spreading cheeks for El Mencho while 110,000 Americans drop dead from his fentanyl foreplay.”
“Every time some politician says ‘don’t call them animals,’ another 300 Americans get buried because Mexican cartel animals cooked another batch of death candy.”
“The cartel isn’t at war with Mexico—they ARE the Mexican state. The only difference between a governor and a sicario is the sicario’s honest about cutting heads off.”
“Fentanyl is Mexico’s new oil export—except instead of gas tanks they’re filling body bags and the Mexican government gets a 30% cut in blood money.”
“If you think the Mexican military fights cartels, I’ve got oceanfront property in Arizona to sell you. They’re just the cartel’s unpaid Uber drivers with worse uniforms.”
“Mexico’s real national sport isn’t soccer—it’s cooking Chinese precursor chemicals into pills that kill more gringos than Pancho Villa ever dreamed of.”
“The same Mexican government that cries about ‘gringo imperialism’ is actively genociding American youth with weaponized fentanyl. That’s not a drug epidemic, that’s chemical warfare.”
“Cartel bosses live better than 99% of Mexicans because they figured out the ultimate business model: sell death to Americans, bribe everyone south of the border, repeat.”
“Mexico isn’t sending their best—they’re sending cartel chemists with PhDs in making pills that turn your teenager into a corpse by breakfast.”
“Calling it the ‘opioid crisis’ is the biggest cope in history. This is the Mexican Cartel Holocaust and we’re all just pretending it’s an accident.”
“One day we’re gonna wake up and realize the Mexican cartels already won—they don’t need to invade, they just keep mailing rainbow death until there’s no one left to stop them