Ted Cruz as Snake Oil Salesman Mr. Haney From Green Acres

Ted Cruz for President? But wait, perhaps neocons love this guy for other than political reasons. The lovable hustler. The southern accent . The typical Snake Oil Salesman & sometime used car salesman? That unyielding optimism.

Ted Cruz may be a clone of Mr. Haney. Or, he maybe hiding his real birthplace, Green Acres. In any case, This dynamic duo makes their debut on Rumble today!