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The Urinal Bond (a song about two friends sharing a urinal)
Song: The Urinal Bond
Lyrics: G0yboy & ai
Music & Voices: ai
[verse1]
In a restroom's busy atmosphere,
Stood two friends, with a smiling glare.
A moment under fluorescent light,
Side by side, in quarters tight.
[chorus]
In this tableau of everyday life,
Found peace during constant strife.
A simple gesture, in a public hall,
Two best friends, standing tall.
[verse2]
One urinal, built for a single man,
Now shared by this duo clan.
Shoulders touching, neither care,
A trickling sound as each other stare.
[chorus]
In this tableau of everyday life,
Found peace during constant strife.
A simple gesture, in a public hall,
Two best friends, standing tall.
[verse3]
Non awkward, nor a moment of shame,
Just two friends, doing just the same.
A simple act, bond experience,
Shared space, a bond so immense.
[chorus]
In this tableau of everyday life,
Found peace during constant strife.
A simple gesture, in a public hall,
Two best friends, standing tall.
[verse4]
One is cut, the other is not,
Yet together they share the same spot,
This moment they did sought,
Not caring if they get caught.
[bridge]
Though size is different,
And the shade of skin,
Still share this moment,
Bonding closer than kin.
[chorus]
In this tableau of everyday life,
Found peace during constant strife.
A simple gesture, in a public hall,
Two best friends, standing tall.
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