The original. (At the very end the AI made a Ninner voice and I can't explain it)

2nd version. A more ominous vibe. My personal favorite

HAM COME HOME WHERE YOU BEEN? WHAT YA SEENHAM? WHERE ARE YOU? COME HOME HAM COME HOME SOON TROGS ARE CALLING OUT YOUR NAME EVERYDAY WE ASK THE SAME WHERE'S HAM WHERE CAN HE BE WHERE IS HAM WERE'D HE FLEE HAM COME HOME WHERE YOU BEEN? WHAT YA SEENHAM? WHERE ARE YOU? COME HOME HAM COME HOME SOON TROGS ARE CALLING OUT YOUR NAME EVERYDAY WE ASK THE SAME WHERE'S HAM WHERE CAN HE BE WHERE IS HAM WERE'D HE FLEE DID ALL THAT RAP PISS HIM OFF?