MASSIVE HOLIDAY WARNING!

🎅💥🎉 MONDAY NIGHT HOLIDAY BEDLAM! 🎉💥🎅
8 PM ET — DO NOT MISS IT.
(Seriously. Even Santa asked for the link.)

🚨⚠️ MASSIVE HOLIDAY WARNING ⚠️🚨
Your tree might fall over.
Your stockings may combust.
Your eggnog may curdle under the sheer FORCE of what Old Blue Eyes is about to unleash.

Because THIS Monday night, Old Blue Eyes is kicking open the doors to AFTER DINNER SCRATCHERS like a Christmas cowboy riding a peppermint-fueled tornado — armed with a ticket lineup so wild it should require a government permit.

🎥 BE THERE — MONDAY NIGHT • 8 PM ET — LIVE!
Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Tell that one neighbor who decorates way too early.

Because Monday’s show?
This one isn’t just unhinged… it’s UNHINGED, DETACHED, and ROLLING DOWN A HILL IN A SLEIGH. 🎅💀🛷💨

📺 AFTER DINNER SCRATCHERS
Every Monday & Thursday at 8 PM ET —
Where holiday spirit gets caffeinated and completely loses control.