I Am The Bioweapon That Protects Humanity

LYRICS:
[Instrumental Solo]

[Mad Scientist Spoken Word]
Ladies and gentlemen!

He is alive!

I've created the ultimate Monster!

The Monster that defeats Monsters!

Hahaha!

[Pause]

[Singing Choir Bridge]
He is the Bio Weapon that Protects Humanity!

He is the Bio Weapon that Protects Humanity!

He is the Bio Weapon that Protects Humanity!

He is the Bio Weapon that Protects Humanity!

[Chorus]
I am the Bio Weapon that Protects Humanity!

I will bring an end to Satanic Insanity!

I am the monster that fights monsters!

I will be there before any of the First Responders!

[Verse 1]
Bitch I said I'm a protector!

A Faustian Bargain Rejecter!

A Goyim Hypocrisy Reflector!

In my soul is a "Wickedness" Detector!

[Verse 2]
Doesn't matter if I fight Jamal or Hector.

Doesn't matter the city's sector.

I will beat yo ass until I see crimson nectar!

I will defeat all evil until I'm a motherfuckin' specter!

[Chorus]
I am the Bio Weapon that Protects Humanity!

I will bring an end to Satanic Insanity!

I am the monster that fights monsters!

I will be there before any of the First Responders!

[Verse 3]
Trial after trial I've been forced to face.

Me no woman will ever embrace.

Pussy ass Goyim snitching on me,

trying to have me catch a case.

[Verse 4]
I'm an uncivilized animal with no grace.

A lone rodent not participating in the rat race.

Shattered by life's hardships like a vase.

But always striking back like a bitch with mace!

[Verse 5]
I will make the world a safe place!

Both Earth & Outer Space!

I will kill the Devil!

before vanishing without a trace!

[Chorus]
I am the Bio Weapon that Protects Humanity!

I will bring an end to Satanic Insanity!

I am the monster that fights monsters!

I will be there before any of the First Responders!

[Verse 6]
God is my creator, and I am his Frankenstein.

I am the bullet, from his tech nine.

I am the Synthesis, as good & evil in my genetics intertwine.

Victory against evil, I will make mine!

[Pause]
"You hear me you bitch ass Devil!"

[Verse 7]
I will protect everyone!

I will blaze with rage like the scorching sun!

My work against evil will never be done!

I don't need a reason, I do this shit for fun!

[Pause]
"I will kill you Satan!"

[Chorus]
I am the Bio Weapon that Protects Humanity!

I will bring an end to Satanic Insanity!

I am the monster that fights monsters!

I will be there before any of the First Responders!

[Choir Bridge]
He is the Bio Weapon that Protects Humanity!

He is the Bio Weapon that Protects Humanity!

He is the Bio Weapon that Protects Humanity!

He is the Bio Weapon that Protects Humanity!

[Mad Scientist Spoken Word]
Hahaha!

This boy has surpassed all expectations!

He will be a force for good!

Go David Eden, Go!

Save the motherfuckin' World!

[Instrumental Solo]

[Outro Chant]
David Eden is the Bio Weapon that Protects Humanity.

David Eden is the Bio Weapon that Protects Humanity.

David Eden is the Bio Weapon that Protects Humanity.

David Eden is the Bio Weapon that Protects Humanity.

[Instrumental Solo]