Urban Republicans 2000

This is Korvus Keel. Today, I am going to talk about a Republican Club I knew about in the area I was living in at the time, in the year 2000. It was an urban environment, let’s just say some city, and within a couple of miles of the movie theater where me and my Dad saw the Angela’s Ashes movie. Anyway, since it’s an Urban environment, mostly everyone was a Democrat in that neighborhood. The Democratic Club would have vast dinners, eat at fancy restaurants and put on impressive spectacles. The Republican Club was a joke. The local Republican Club was made up of a few cucky whites, by our based standards today that is, some Koreans, a couple of Cubans and maybe one or two Based [Redacted] who were really there so they can get a chance to sleep with a white woman. The Republican Club had very little money, and every candidate they ran would always lose for probably the past fifty years if not more. By the year 2000, the Republican club was meeting in the basement of a Korean Church, and they would have their annual dinners at a Burger King, which at the time was considered very pathetic, but in hindsight because of the Based Airplane Burger King, is accidentally based. By about 2003 or2004, from what I heard, they folded up and didn’t even pretend to be a viable or even remotely serious club anymore. Korvus Keel Over and Out, and Keep Walking.