I Now Identify as a Cannibal | A Mockumentary on Identity Madness & Abortion Logic

In this Discernment Drop, Pastor John L. Widdifield presents a Swiftian mockumentary that exposes modern identity insanity through one absurd line: “I now identify as a cannibal.”

If culture can redefine biology, rewrite reality, and baptize self-delusion — why not go all the way?
This comedic monologue explores:

identity-as-self invention

the moral collapse behind abortion logic

cultural hypocrisy

the death of objective truth

and how modern society now “identifies” itself into madness

This is satire with teeth — literally.

Through dry humor, mock-serious narration, and a touch of dark comedy, this episode reveals how progressive identity culture demands affirmation while rejecting reason.
If people can “identify” as anything, anywhere, anytime… why shouldn’t someone identify as a gentleman cannibal who only eats consenting adults?

Because the moment the absurd becomes acceptable, the normal becomes intolerable.

Welcome to a world where feelings replace facts — and where cannibalism makes more moral sense than abortion.