Hillary's Restaurant prompted

"Back when Hillary was running for President, I re-wrote the lyrics to "Alice's Restaurant" and changed it to "Hillary's Restaurant". The refrain goes like this...

You'll believe anything you want
At Hillary's Restaurant
Walk right in, it's around the back
Keep your head low in case of sniper attack!

[That was a reference to Hillary making up a story about being under sniper attack at an airport in Bosnia.]

The rest of the song references her email servers, Vince Foster, the income tax, etc." @Garydubya ? on America's Untold Stories posted
I used that for prompts.
**Hillary’s Restaurant**
*(Upbeat synth-pop bop, 128 BPM, glittery yet slightly ominous)*

[Verse 1]
Neon sign flickers on a dead-end street
Past the alley where the secrets meet
No reservations, no cover charge
Just slide through the kitchen, try not to look too large
The waitress smiles with those shark-bright eyes
Says “Order anything, baby, truth is extra size”

[Pre-Chorus]
You can believe anything you want
At Hillary’s Restaurant
Pay in cash or in favors, either one
At Hillary’s Restaurant

[Chorus]
Walk right in, it’s around the back
Just a half a block past the railroad track
Keep your head low in case of sniper attack
You can believe anything you want
At Hillary’s Restaurant

[Verse 2]
Special tonight is the Benghazi stew
Tastes like “what difference does it make” to you
Email server’s humming in the walk-in fridge
Thirty-three thousand entrées—just vanished
Vince Foster’s ghost is the sommelier
Recommends the house red, then he floats away

[Verse 3 – Whitewater Scandal]
Down in the basement there’s a river runs black
Whitewater real-estate, you ain’t gettin’ it back
Lost fifteen grand, then turned it to a hundred-K gain
Rose Law Firm billing records washed up in the rain
The feds came sniffin’ but the files grew legs and ran
Chef just shrugged—“Must be that Arkansas plan”

[Verse 4 – Travelgate Scandal]
Up on the roof there’s a chopper pad glow
Fired the whole Travel Office, seven souls had to go
Replaced ’em overnight with cousins from Little Rock
Said they cooked the books, but the FBI took a walk
“Cronyism? Nah, just spring cleanin’,” she said with a grin
Now the tour packages come with original sin

[Pre-Chorus]
Pay no attention to the bleach-bit scent
At Hillary’s Restaurant
Everything’s fine, nothing’s what it meant
At Hillary’s Restaurant

[Chorus]
Walk right in, it’s around the back
Slip the bouncer a donation in a burlap sack
Keep your head low in case of sniper attack
You can believe anything you want
At Hillary’s Restaurant

[Bridge]
Tax returns on the menu, but they’re never in stock
The chef lost ’em somewhere near Little Rock
Cattle futures smoothie—tastes like pure luck
One sip and you’re up nine hundred grand, what the f—
Bill’s in the corner with an intern band
Playing “Don’t Stop Thinking About Tomorrow” again

[Final Chorus]
Walk right in, it’s around the back
Leave your conscience with the coats up front on the rack
Keep your head low—yeah, you heard the crack
You can believe anything you want
At Hillary’s Restaurant
Anything you want…
(Just don’t ask for the receipt)
At Hillary’s Restaurant
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