"The New 3I Atlas Signal - Why NASA is Terrified..." - The Galactic Federation

One such sign has literally appeared in your heavens: in recent months, your astronomers discovered a mysterious celestial visitor entering your solar system. They named it 3i Atlas, the third interstellar object ever observed passing through. We will call it 3i Atlas here. To many, it appears as a faint comet or asteroid traveling along an extreme hyperbolic path from far beyond your Sun's family of planets. But what is 3i Atlas, truly?