Song: Rental Rage (12 days Xmas Takeoff)

[Verse 1]
On the first day of Christmas my landlord gave to me
One rent hike that's killing me
My wallet's crying, money's flying
Can't afford to live here anymore

On the second day of Christmas, the chaos came for me
Two stomping kids and one rent hike that's killing me
Running 'round, shaking ground
My ceiling's like a wrestling floor

On the third day of Christmas, more madness came for me
Three loud dogs, two stomping kids
And one rent hike that's killing me
Barking all night, what a sight
Can't get peace behind my door

[Chorus]
These twelve days, these twelve ways
Life's trying to break me down
These twelve days, these twelve ways
I'm the joke of this whole town
But I'm still here, year after year
Somehow I survive the storm
These twelve days, these twelve ways
This is my Christmas norm

[Verse 2]
On the fourth day of Christmas, more trouble came for me
Four big mice, three loud dogs
Two stomping kids and one rent hike that's killing me
Squeaking loud, drawing crowds
Of roaches through my kitchen floor

On the fifth day of Christmas, the nightmare came for me
Five clogged drains
Four big mice, three loud dogs
Two stomping kids and one rent hike that's killing me
Water backing, pipes are cracking
Flooding up my bathroom floor

On the sixth day of Christmas, more problems came for me
Six pipes leaking, five clogged drains
Four big mice, three loud dogs
Two stomping kids and one rent hike that's killing me

[Chorus]
These twelve days, these twelve ways
Life's trying to break me down
These twelve days, these twelve ways
I'm the joke of this whole town
But I'm still here, year after year
Somehow I survive the storm
These twelve days, these twelve ways
This is my Christmas norm

[Verse 3]
Seven neighbors yelling, six pipes leaking, five clogged drains
Four big mice, three loud dogs
Two stomping kids and one rent hike that's killing me

Eight Harleys revving, seven neighbors yelling
Six pipes leaking, five clogged drains
Four big mice, three loud dogs
Two stomping kids and one rent hike that's killing me

Nine loud cars racing, eight Harleys revving
Seven neighbors yelling, six pipes leaking, five clogged drains
Four big mice, three loud dogs
Two stomping kids and one rent hike that's killing me

[Bridge]
Ten noisy workers, nine loud cars racing
Eight Harleys revving, seven neighbors yelling
Six pipes leaking, five clogged drains
Four big mice, three loud dogs
Two stomping kids and one rent hike

Eleven sky screamers, ten noisy workers
Nine loud cars racing, eight Harleys revving
Seven neighbors yelling, six pipes leaking
Five clogged drains, four big mice, three loud dogs
Two stomping kids and one rent hike

[Outro]
Twelve swarms of pests, eleven sky screamers
Ten noisy workers, nine loud cars racing
Eight Harleys revving, seven neighbors yelling
Six pipes leaking, five clogged drains
Four big mice, three loud dogs
Two stomping kids
And one rent hike that's killing me!

But you know what? I'm still here
Merry Christmas to me!