Turkey Day Blues

Turkey Day Blues

"Happy Turkey Day You all Jive turkey's"

(intro)
(Record scratch) Yo, check the mic, one two... It's the Thanksgiving flow! The family's all here, but you already know... It's time to gather 'round and feel the Turkey Day Blues!

(Chorus)
Happy turkey day to you. You belong in a zoo. You look like a baboon and you smell like one too!

(Verse 1) Feast & Fashion
Mashed potatoes, a little bit of stuffing, Maybe a slice of ham, cranberry sauce don't be lazy. Couple sweet rolls, and don't forget the gravy. We gonna eat and eat until we get fat. Uncle Chris in the corner with the Santa Claus hat. Yeah, he's a bit early, 'tis the season to be jolly, Deck the halls with a picture of Holly. Got no time for grouchin', no need for complainin', Just refill your plate, the holiday is rainin'.

(Chorus)
Happy turkey day to you. You belong in a zoo. You look like a baboon and you smell like one too!

(Verse 2) Domestic Disaster
Grandpa's in the kitchen, the sink is not drainin'. Grandma's got Junior, tanning his hide. Susie's got the stroller, takin' the doggy for a ride. Lookin' like a chimpanzee escaping from the zoo, Billy got the Wiffle ball bat chasing the cat too! Things are gettin' crazy up inside the house, Aunt Bee standing on the chair, pointing at a mouse! Screamin' like a banshee runnin' through the house, Children at play, Uncle Lucky getting soused.

(Chorus)
Happy turkey day to you. You belong in a zoo. You look like a baboon and you smell like one too!

(Verse 3) The Finale of Funk
Strummin' on the banjo, pickin' the guitar, Harmonica is playing, Cousin Tye is outside napping in the car. A little pumpkin pie with a lotta whipped cream, Aunt Bee in a panic starts to scream! Mouse is in the chair with frightened Aunt Bee, Things are getting crazy, don't surprise me! Everything is normal, nothing to see, Billy got the cat cornered up the Xmas tree! (New line) He’s climbing all the branches, looking quite alarmed, This ain't a peaceful holiday, it's a house fire charmed!

(Bridge)
This is the rap, keep on tapping your shoe, Someone just farted, people turnin' blue! It hit the spot, a true Thanksgiving bomb, And no one can tell us just where it came from!

(Chorus)
Happy turkey day to you. You belong in a zoo. You look like a baboon and you smell like one too!

Outro
Yeah... You got the Turkey Day Blues... Smellin' like a zoo... Pick up your shoes! Now someone pass the antacids! Peace out! Sound of a toilet overflowing as the door slams shut
uncle Frank got toilet paper draggin from his rear stumbles through the house shouting happy new year.
Got the Turkey day Blues