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Perfect Spear Shot Mid-Air Automaton Execution
🪖 SUPER EARTH HIGH COMMAND – OPERATIONAL FIELD REPORT
Filed By: Rubber Duck. Captain Of The SES Soul of Audacity
Mission Classification: Automaton Psychological Suppression & Precision Demonstration
Operational Zone: Active Warfront
Threat Level: Level 10
Squad Composition: 👥 Duck, Wolf, Brasta
Primary Armament Highlight: Spear Gun
📡 MISSION OVERVIEW
During live battlefield operations, Helldiver Duck engaged an Incendiary Corpse Shield Devastator unit with a single precision Spear round to the cranial plate, resulting in instantaneous neutralization. Verbal confirmation of shot quality was issued: "Oh, perfect."
Subsequent explosive activity propelled a previously destroyed Automaton chaff unit skyward. Identifying an immediate opportunity to reinforce Democratic Superiority through excessive accuracy, Duck performed a full manual reload and executed a mid-air precision strike as the target descended.
Impact resulted in complete mechanical disintegration of the Automaton unit, serving as both tactical elimination and morale-based demonstration.
When questioned, Helldiver Wolf confirmed situational unawareness, stating:
"No, I didn’t see a thing, sir."
Commander response confirmed battlefield satisfaction:
"That was awesome."
🛡️ TACTICAL SIGNIFICANCE
✔ Devastator eliminated with extreme precision
✔ Mid-air mechanical target neutralized
✔ Psychological dominance established
✔ Accuracy doctrine upheld
✔ Democracy theatrically reinforced
The Automaton forces were reminded that even in death, their remains are subject to corrective ballistic instruction.
✅ OPERATIONAL CONCLUSION
Enemy morale destabilized.
Squad morale elevated.
Democratic Excellence confirmed.
The Spear continues to serve not only as a weapon — but as a message.
THE SHARP EDGE OF DEMOCRACY FINDS ITS MARK, EVEN IN FREEFALL.
🎨 Pixel artwork by Cronos-99 — thanks for letting us use your art!
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