Snacks in mah hand

18 days ago
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Another great music video by Tolbat
Welcome to CJ’s “Atari Age Reboot Games” — the only game collection where the bugs have bugs, the sprites look like they were drawn with a potato, and the gameplay loop is basically: crash, reboot, repeat. CJ proudly presents a lineup of titles so unfinished they make vaporware look polished. Every level feels like a dare, every sound effect like a cry for help, and every menu option leads straight back to disappointment. Insert snack to continue? More like insert patience, dignity, and possibly a lawyer. These aren’t games — they’re performance art pieces about suffering. CJ didn’t just break the rules… he broke the cartridge, the console, and probably the warranty. Welcome to the Reboot experience: the only place where the trolls aren’t online — they’re the developers.

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