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LIVE CHAT:

JQuickDrawSupporterHappy African-American Friday

QriistSupporter+Happy Walmart Injury ER Visit!

JQuickDrawSupporterHappy What's-that-Tonto-you're-not-feeling-so-well-after-our-dinner-yesterday?-Well-just-get-some-rest-I'm-sure-you'll-feel-better-in-the-morning Friday.

QriistSupporter+It's a very descriptive holiday.

QriistSupporter+"Game Changer" hey I've seen that show

QriistSupporter+I liked Solo Leveling. Annoyed that season 3 seems to be an uncertain prospect.

QriistSupporter+The Reddit narrative is that Solo Leveling flopped in Japanese television ratings. Dunno the veracity of the claim though.

MudderFetcherEDF6 apparently has 4 camera settings...camera 1 is centered classic camera

QriistSupporter+"So far, I still have pants on." -Beverly 2028

QriistSupporter+oh yeah, I found an option flag on yt-dlp to get the download going. Crisis averted.

QriistSupporter+She also didn't create the initial confrontation, as the little black kid was going through her shit.

QriistSupporter+NYP does real journalism on occasion, but they still are a tabloid.

MudderFetcherI wonder what the word was...guess we'll never know

MudderFetcherI'm guessing they gave her money because everyone knew the legal fees were inbound

QriistSupporter+I'm curious why it took the government 6 months to actually charge her.

QriistSupporter+The jury article caught my eye because it's one of the reasons we Declared Independence.

QriistSupporter+More relevant to the current legal landscape in England, they've been prosecuting a lot of people for normal tweets, like saying men aren't women.

QriistSupporter+Getting rid of jury trials makes it a lot easier to brand normal people as criminals in cases like that.
OakPokeSupporter+Good evening ladies & gentlemen
OakPokeSupporter+You have to pay the TV license even without a TV i think
OakPokeSupporter+OI, got a license for that butter knife!!!!

MudderFetcherthe TV license for 2025 was £174.50 for the year

QriistSupporter+about 230 USD per year

MudderFetcherbut you can save a lot by having a black and white TV...yay!

QriistSupporter+I promise you, nobody wants to watch BBC or bbc.

QriistSupporter+Billy Mays had that cocaine-fueled approachability.

MudderFetcherit's very expensive to get one of the good looking human suits
OakPokeSupporter+Pelosi had some knockers. Fake? maybe she was a looker 40-50 years ago

QriistSupporter+I don't remember any bodies in Mrs. Doubtfire lmao.

JQuickDrawSupporterPelosi looked like Audrey Meadows from the Honeymooners when she was younger. There's a photo of her and JFK, and the way she's looking at him, I kind of think he had some late night meetings with her

QriistSupporter+We can't be randomly identifying children, even if they do something naughty.

QriistSupporter+Val Fallows Thegee

QriistSupporter+What baffles me is that he had literal years to dispose of the body in an incremental way. There was absolutely no reason to keep it in the house.

QriistSupporter+In this episode of TheDimNews I've learned the two socially acceptable modern paths to riches: cussing out a kindergartener, and massive insurance fraud. Thanks for the wealth tips! 🫡

MudderFetchernot a religious person but suing elderly nuns and veterans probably keeps you out of heaven

JQuickDrawSupporterHow do you get certified as an astrologer?

MudderFetcherwhich crystals do I need to buy for this person to not be allowed to write articles?

JQuickDrawSupporterNacht I think, or maybe Gayle.
OakPokeSupporter+Carburetor linkage hugged. It will run but only wants to run max rpm 😢
OakPokeSupporter+*fugged

MudderFetchermaybe it needs a hug lol

JQuickDrawSupporterHave you hugged a carburetor today?
OakPokeSupporter+👍

QriistSupporter+nah PETA's been making those crazy drawings for years.
OakPokeSupporter+How did stuffing a turkey become code language for stuffing a gal 🤷 ♂️ 🤷 ♂️

MudderFetcherI just like the idea of stuffing him full of Totino's Pizza Rolls

QriistSupporter+@OakPoke might have been a cultural meme picked up from Liar Liar.

JQuickDrawSupporterThe Turkey-man should have done a kinky turducken thing and climbed inside the human.
OakPokeSupporter+Ohhhh that makes sense

QriistSupporter+4A violation fr

MudderFetcherBorder Patrol I believe

MudderFetcherif a drug dog hits on your vehicle at a border crossing = that thing is getting torn apart

QriistSupporter+Beverly is the literal internet strawman.

MudderFetcherdude has 'love' in his username then just hates stuff lol

QriistSupporter+the Founders had chain guns and cannons

JQuickDrawSupporter@Qriist And smallpox blankets.

JQuickDrawSupporterI thought he said "Quiet, Peggy" to the reporter because that was her name.

QriistSupporter+I agree it's unacceptable, he shouldn't be going easy on the women

QriistSupporter+On Trump's insults (it's short) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U6c9LnBLwg

MudderFetcherand Trump signed it lmao

JQuickDrawSupporterBeverly's idea of hell: Having to watch a room full of white people talking for more than 30 seconds and trying to tell the difference between them all while staying focused on their super long convo.

QriistSupporter+best part of the Trump/Mamdani meeting: https://fxbsky.app/profile/nikkimcr.bsky.social/post/3m66655jzbk2i

MudderFetcherdon't poke the Bearverly

JQuickDrawSupporterDon't call Tim Walz retarded. That's insulting to retarded people.

AlexofAllTrades
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ModeratorI said that about Evan recently.

JQuickDrawSupporterMy favorite use of that word is the "Never go full retard" scene from Tropic Thunder.

AlexofAllTrades
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ModeratorYes.

JQuickDrawSupporter"As a journalist and as a human being" - Not possible.

JQuickDrawSupporterSomeone should have spray-painted an "R" in front of "ice" lol.

QriistSupporter+FUCK RICE -Asian Beverly

MudderFetcher*knock knock* "Whatcha doin' in there?"

QriistSupporter+"Most of my genitarial jobs" -Alex

AlexofAllTrades
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Moderator"What the fuck do you think?!"

QriistSupporter+>Watches Snowden

QriistSupporter+>Doesn't recognize Snowden

QriistSupporter+kek

MudderFetchermy wife has been torturing me with Gilmore Girls instead of awful Christmas movies this year

JQuickDrawSupporterMy favorite is the one where the plucky hometown girl convinces the dashing businessman who's just visiting relatives to not leave and help the cookie factory stay open so the orphans can eat cookies.

JQuickDrawSupporterO'Yang? One of those rare Chinese Irishmen.

QriistSupporter+testicles

JQuickDrawSupporterSmilla's Circumcision is the sequel. It's pretty intense.

MudderFetcherSaruman's Circumcision

JQuickDrawSupporterBeverly doesn't even know basic white people names. Such a racist.

QriistSupporter+John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

JQuickDrawSupporterHey that's my name too!

QriistSupporter+Twins! <3

QriistSupporter+Next week is the Christmas stream.

MudderFetcherhigh tomorrow is 77

JQuickDrawSupporterIs this Beverly trying to be white?