the way to happiness isn't through scientology

They promise you clear minds with e-meters and claims,
Past-life confessions and made-up alien names.
But truth isn’t hidden in a paywall maze,
It’s found in real life, not a space-opera haze.

“The way to happiness” isn’t through Scientology,
It’s through understanding that humans are biology.
Through understanding what humans need,
Not through a science-fiction author’s creed.

You don’t need a bridge to freedom that costs you your soul,
Or a path of “OT levels” just to feel whole.
You need connection, compassion, a community that’s real—
Not a doctrine that tells you what you’re allowed to feel.

Let’s trade the dogma for honesty, the myth for what’s true,
You don’t need their “tech” to decide what to do.
Happiness grows when the mind is free—
Not signed away with a liability.

No guardians of knowledge, no secrets you must buy,
No auditing sessions telling you why you cry.
Life isn’t a ledger of “charges” to erase,
It’s trial and error, and learning at your own pace.

“The way to happiness” isn’t through Scientology,
It’s through understanding that humans are biology.
Through understanding what humans need,
Not through a science-fiction author’s creed.

So here’s to thinking clearly and asking “Is this true?”
To letting go of systems that try to think for you.
Happiness isn’t hidden behind some cosmic plot—
It’s found in being human, and loving what we’ve got.