Direct Tank Airdrop Elimination

🪖 SUPER EARTH HIGH COMMAND – TACTICAL INCIDENT REPORT

Filed By: Rubber Duck From The SES Soul of Audacity
Mission Classification: Automaton Armor Neutralization
Theater of Engagement: Automaton-Controlled Territory
Threat Level: 10

📡 AFTER-ACTION SUMMARY

During continued operations in Automaton territory, Helldiver Duck initiated an unsanctioned yet highly effective stratagem application method now referred to by High Command as “Direct-Ordnance Sentry Delivery.”

At the start of the encounter, Duck was observed holding a Sentry Turret stratagem in hand before declaring:

“Uh, I’m throwing a sentry on top of the tank because I can.”

Execution was immediate.

Duck launched the stratagem directly onto the hostile tank's armor plating. Simultaneously, Helldiver Mario dove dramatically into the frame from the right, landing at Duck’s feet

The Sentry module impacted the tank with perfect precision, triggering a catastrophic explosion that instantly destroyed the armored target.

Duck followed with:

“That was smooth, Mario.”
“Hey, I killed the tank!”

Moments later, the deployed turret rose triumphantly from the smoking crater it had created and began engaging Automaton infantry still approaching the area. Duck then entered a state of morale-boosted laughter, matched by his in-suit vocal processor, while Mario continued to supply suppressive fire to ensure the sentry could revel in its glorious democratic birth.

🧾 SUPER EARTH ANALYSIS

Stratagem Placement Accuracy: Unreasonably High

Tank Neutralization: Instant

Sentry Performance: Born In Fire, Baptized In Democracy

Squad Morale: Elevated Through Improvised Genius

Further review will determine if “throwing stratagems directly onto armored threats” will become an officially endorsed tactic, though early projections indicate High Command approval is “very likely.”

🏅 OPERATIONAL VERDICT

✔ Tank Eliminated
✔ Sentry Deployed With Maximum Style
✔ Mario’s Acrobatics Logged For Training Reels
✔ Democracy Delivered With Precision And Flair

for Democracy, for Super Earth

🎨 Pixel artwork by Cronos-99 — thanks for letting us use your art!