FAT MAN

FAT MAN
by BRENDAN ROSE

T minus 3, 2, 1........ FIRE!

[VERSE]

Since my embarrassment's gone, nuclear.
I've become the sun, an exploding reactor.
Now the time's come for the meltdown again.
And i fry anything near me in sight my friend.

Don't make friends with me, I'm a nuclear bomb.
Make friends with the bomb, get blown up hard son.
It's a lonely life, being a nuclear reactor.
An unstable plutonium powered thing, my strongest detractor.

[CHORUS]

My name is Fat Man and I'm bearing down on your city,
Say goodbye to you house, your wife, you family, and your kitty,
My name is Fat man and I'm falling out of the sky,
Some bastard just fired me, I don't even know why!

[VERSE]

Time time time time time to blow you up,
You may be my friend, but that won't stop me much,
Was it not said once, learn to stop worrying and love the bomb?
This was really stupid man, love me? I'll blow up your mom

Some of the launch triggers misfired, mistakes were made,
I just blew up Seattle, and the fucking cake brigade.
Let us pray, Ashes to ashes and dust to dust,
Radioactive garbage to radioactive sludge.

[CHORUS]

My name is Fat Man and I'm bearing down on your city,
Say goodbye to you house, your wife, you family, and your kitty,
My name is Fat man and I'm falling out of the sky,
Some bastard just fired me, I don't even know why!

[VERSE]

Don't bother surviving the fallout with me,
You'll just die to radioactive disease,
There's new safer reactors, I don't trust these,
So don't decommission me, I'm begging you please.

I am become death, the shatterer of worlds,
I am Shiva bitch, and this bomb is my sword,
I am so powerful, even my friends fear me,
I am the bomb, the explosion, the crater, and the disease.

[CHORUS]

My name is Fat Man and I'm bearing down on your city,
Say goodbye to you house, your wife, you family, and your kitty,
My name is Fat man and I'm falling out of the sky,
Some bastard just fired me, I don't even know why!