Red vs. Blue: Who's HOTTER in High on Life?! 🚪🔥😂

Fresh off accepting your first bounty (9-Torg) in Blim City, hit the Slums entrance—blocked by two feuding alien hotties: sassy Blue and needy Red!
Blue starts the roast: "Which one would you ask out at a bar?" Choices: Neither (loops back, no escape!), Blue One, Red One, or Dodge.
Pick Blue? Instant Blue door access—Red's forever locked, she sulks.
Pick Red? She flirts hard, Blue explodes jealous: "You're plenty hot—I'm just HOTTER! Blue's a hotter color, that's SCIENCE!" Red whines: "I wish ONE TIME someone would say I'm hotter... skincare tutorials, SURGERY, everything!"
Red follow-up: "Who's hotter?" Stick to Red? FREE Red door access ANYTIME! Flip to Blue? Both doors mad, you're screwed.
Hilarity peaks with petty alien drama—unlocks Slums path (pre-kid encounter), no story impact!
Little-known factoids:

Paths converge SAME slums area—choice is replay bait, but locks are PERMANENT per playthrough!
"Neither" forces a pick—can't skip!
Squanch-style jealousy fest; Red's insecurity hits Rick & Morty vibes hard.

Red or Blue? Who's YOUR pick? Drop it below! 👇
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