Super Gay

He steps up to the soundboard with that casual little sway,
All the listeners start typing, “Ohhh honey, he’s SUPER GAY!”
Robert’s preachin’ health tips, copper therapy every day,
But the chat ignores the science they just want Don on display.
He’s pushin’ buttons, fixin’ feeds, tryna host the show just right,
But the fabulous fan brigade keeps screamin’, “Don, you’re our delight!”
He shrugs and keeps on workin’, but they shout without delay:
“Robert’s great, but Super Don? BABY… he’s SUPER GAY!”

🎵 SU-PER GAAAAAY!
(They shout it loud and proud!)
🎵 SU-PER GAAAAAY!
(The fans go wild in the crowd!)
🎵 SU-PER GAAAAAY!
He’s not tryin’ to slay — but he slays anyway!
Super Don the legend… SUPER GAY!

He leans into the mic and the room just melts in bliss,
They type rainbow hearts and sparkle gifs like, “Don give us a kiss!”
He’s tryna talk transitions, keep the livestream on the rails,
But the chat says, “Turn around, DON, let us see that beard detail!”
Robert’s droppin’ knowledge bombs, goin’ deep like every day,
But the fabulous fanbase only screams, “Don, shake those hips our way!”
He sighs and says, “I’m normal…” but they wink, “Sure, Jan okay.”
Then they chant in perfect rhythm: “SUPER GAY! SUPER GAY!”

🎵 SU-PER GAAAAAY!
(They sing it like a hymn!)
🎵 SU-PER GAAAAAY!
(Spotlight always on him!)
🎵 SU-PER GAAAAAY!
He’s the sparkle of the show, though he swears he’s not that way
Super Don the icon… SUPER GAY!

He says, “Guys, seriously, I don’t know why y’all react this way,”
But the fans reply, “Baby, when you talk like that we just obey!”
Robert laughs and says, “Buddy, you got charisma you can’t hide,”
“Some men get muscles… you got glitter on the inside.”
Don facepalms with a groan, tries to get through one more take,
But the chat explodes in fireworks every move he seems to make.

🎵 SU-PER GAAAAAY!
(They shout it every day!)
🎵 SU-PER GAAAAAY!
(You light their runway!)
🎵 SU-PER GAAAAAY!
He’s the king of unintentional fabulous display
Super Don forever… SUPER GAAAAAY!