The Countdown Has Begun: Reading The Cosmic Tea Leaves of Disclosure

Today we’re brewing a fresh pot of cosmic Earl Grey, giving it a swirl, and seeing what shapes the universe has steeped into our mugs. Is that a saucer in the tea foam? A tiny alien head? Or did I simply forget to rinse out yesterday’s instant ramen?
Either way, the signs are brewing, the kettle is whistling, and governments around the world keep pretending they “just now noticed” things pilots have been shouting about since people still said “golly.” And you know what that means…
The countdown — officially, cosmically, and chaotically — has begun.