"I Need The Tail A Little Above The ASSHOLE!" 🤣

"I need, I need the tail a little, a little above the asshole, please. It needs to flip up and flip up and open." Wait till you hear WHY they said it—it's about a bizarre sexual undertone that's taken over one of the guys' businesses! 🤢 You'll spit out your coffee, I promise.

We're kicking off the Classic Metal Show with an in-depth Eddie Murphy documentary review, ripping apart his bad movies like Norbit and Vampire in Brooklyn, and dropping the harsh truth about why mega-rich comedians like Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle aren't as funny anymore (it's the money, bro). Later, one of the guys recounts his St. Louis Dokken trip and the bizarre health and retirement backtracking news from both Don Dokken and George Lynch... but holy hell, is the Pinball PA Furry Convention drama real?! Click to find out who's too rich to be funny!

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