Halloween Skunk - Martin’s Yard MYM365

The Halloween Skunk Incident — National Guard Edition
A cinematic comedy audiobook by Martin’s Yard.

When my cat came home on Halloween morning smelling like he’d survived a chemical warfare attack, I knew I was in trouble.
But nothing… absolutely nothing… prepared me for the chaos that unfolded on my front lawn.

A bell jingling.
A skunk’s revenge.
A bottle of tomato juice.
And the National Guard forming a perimeter while I performed a tomato-juice exorcism on a furious black cat.

This is not a story…
This is a full-blown cinematic event — dramatic, ridiculous, heroic, and painfully true.

🎧 Narrated in full movie-trailer style
🎬 Epic orchestral score, cinematic pacing
🐾 Featuring the bravest (and smelliest) cat on Earth

If you’ve ever wondered what rock bottom looks like…
it looks a lot like bathing a screaming cat in tomato juice while soldiers watch.

Subscribe for more cinematic storytelling, comedy chapters, and Martin’s Yard originals.

cinematic audiobook, comedy audiobook, funny story, cat skunk story, skunked cat, tomato juice bath, pet disaster, halloween story, narration, spoken word comedy, martins yard, funny audiobook, cat owner problems, national guard parody, epic narration, dramatic comedy, cute black cat, viral story, funny pet story, audiobook humor, storytelling, skunk incident, funny halloween story, comic narration, comedic monologue