Ep 534: The Zulu Course Creed Is So Dumb It Might Actually Cause Injuries (But Sure, Memorize It)

Peaches, Aaron, and Trent descend straight into the stupidity of the Zulu Course’s brand-new, completely unnecessary creed. Peaches calls out the clown show of inventing a “course creed” no one asked for, roasting the mystery officers who clearly typed it up between PowerPoint slides. The crew breaks down why merging career fields is delusional, why branding matters, and why whining about getting smoked at Zulu basically means you should quit now. If you think the Air Force needs more creeds, ceremonies, or cosplay-operator energy… Peaches has some words for you.

⏱️ Timestamps:
00:00 Quit Crying About Zulu (Seriously, Quit)
01:30 The Dumbest Creed Since Forever
04:20 Peaches Reads It… Somehow It Gets Worse
07:40 Who Invented This? An 06 With Wi-Fi
10:10 Merging Career Fields: Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen
14:20 Why Branding Matters More Than Your New Hat Color
18:00 Zulu Students Complaining? Peaches Has a Message
21:20 “We Already Did This in GWOT” – Trent’s History Lesson
26:10 SOCOM Isn’t Asking for Any of This
30:00 No One Needs Goat Teams and Gator Squads
33:40 The Ones Ready Anti-Creed
36:00 Final Thoughts: Do the Basics, Do Them Well

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