TCE-DOCKET #NIPZ VS. CATFISHY FISH SECRETS SSSSSH WE WON'T TELL

NEXT CASE: Nips vs. Secret — The Catfish Chronicles

Presiding: Agent Judge Reba

Order in the court—because this next case is so messy, even BIGO had to clutch its pearls.

Today’s drama features Nips, who just discovered she got catfished by Secret, the self-proclaimed mystery woman of the app. The problem?
Secret’s photos were giving 2024 Instagram Baddie, but she pulled up on live giving 2011 MySpace Flashback—with a filter fighting for its life.

Now Nips is furious, claiming she didn’t sign up to date a completely different person, and Agent Judge Reba is already jotting notes with a raised brow and a “Girl… really?” expression.

Meanwhile, Secret sits there in a full state of delusion:

Can’t remember 2021

Can’t remember who she lied to

Can’t remember which story she told which side of BIGO

And definitely can’t remember the version of herself she uploaded online

When Reba asks her why she posted those pictures, Secret says:
“I was going through something.”
And the courtroom—PLUS the comments—lose it.

This segment gives you:
🔥 Catfish Confusion
🔥 Delusion Olympics
🔥 Judge Reba’s legendary ‘I know you lying’ stare
🔥 Nips demanding emotional damages for wasted time and wasted data

Agent Judge Reba bangs the gavel and declares:
“CASE DISMISSED — but y’all both guilty of doing too much on BIGO.”