🎁📦🔥 ⛧WHAT’S !N THΞ BØX! // WΔRΞHØUSΞ_ØF_RΞGRΞT // VΛЯЯ!ΔП₮ B // CØDΞ_RΞD_PACKΔGΞ_RΞJΞCT⛧ 🔥📦🎁

Step back into the glitch-lit fulfillment center of your nightmares, where every package is damaged, mislabeled, cursed, and vibrating like it’s alive.
This variant dives even deeper into the holiday supply-chain hellscape — broken conveyor belts, haunted barcodes, return labels that rewrite themselves, and a clerk screaming “THIS ISN’T MY DEPARTMENT!” from inside the vents.

The box you ordered?
Yeah… it didn’t survive transit.
But don’t worry — customer satisfaction is guaranteed…
as long as you don’t open it.

CODE RED PACKAGE REJECT
Your gift has been flagged.
Your refund has been denied.
Your holiday cheer has been compromised.

Welcome to the Warehouse of Regret, where everything ships DOA.

📦💀 UNWRAP IF YOU DARE. 💀📦

🎁📦🔥 ⛧WHAT’S !N THΞ BØX! // WΔRΞHØUSΞ_ØF_RΞGRΞT // VΛЯЯ!ΔП₮ B // CØDΞ_RΞD_PACKΔGΞ_RΞJΞCT⛧ 🔥📦🎁