On The Rails Of The Orphan Trains

Today, we travel to a time of steam engines, top hats, and unsolicited moustaches—back to the era of the Orphan Trains. A humanitarian movement, we’re told. A charitable act, they insisted. But oh, dear listeners… today we’re going to take a closer ride on those rails.
And trust me—the tickets were one-way, the records were thin, and the truth?
Well… let’s just say it didn’t always stay on the train.