Episode 652: Kim Kardashian is Dumb

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…

—Midwest Blizzard 2025
—Male Enhancement
—Kim Kardashian

00:00 Introductions
02:10 Blizzard
06:46 Self-Pleasure
17:87 Kim Kardashian
29:45 Twitter
34:12 Kevin Spacey
40:38 Scientology

Blizzard 2025

nathan got to drive in the snowstorm that made national news.

It was “good times.”

Self-Pleasure

Well, nathan used to receive targeted advertising telling him how to be a better bottom, but that’s yesterday’s news.

Now—since he just had a birthday—he’s getting ads to help him fix his broken wiener.

Huzzah!

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is stupid, everyone!

Who knew?

I mean, except for… Well, everyone.

We all knew she was dumb.

Now there’s clinical proof.

Twitter

Elon released a map of the country of origin for every account on his misinformation platform, and lo and behold… All the MAGA bots are based in foreign countries.

Like Kim Kardashian being dim, who knew?

(Everyone. Everyone knew. Just not the morons who buy into the fake patriotism.)

Kevin Spacey

He’s such a good actor…

Is he an awful human being?

Scientology

Everyone’s favorite alien-based religion is on TikTok… And they’re actually having fun with things.

Will the GIVE US MONEY “religion” make a comeback and hit 1990s levels of enrollment? 

We’re gonna find out!

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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