RABBIT HOLE RECAP #386: STACKING DOLLARS

- free samourai https://www.btcpolicy.org/articles/pardoning-the-samourai-developers-would-correct-a-misapplication-of-federal-law-and-protect-the-future-of-non-custodial-software + https://primal.net/gary/an-open-letter-to-the-senators-of-the-united-states-why-developer-protections-are-essential-for-safeguarding-constitutional-rights-and-national-security-in-cyberspace

- strategy usd reserve https://www.strategy.com/press/strategy-announces-establishment-of-1-44-billion-usd-reserve-and-updates-fy-2025-guidance_12-1-2025

- vanguard enables crypto etfs https://www.theblock.co/post/380997/vanguard-clients-trade-funds-crypto-bitcoin-xrp-solana-starting-week-bloomberg

- bitkey private pickup https://x.com/bitkey/status/1995945460411105323

- China | Central Bank Vows Digital Asset Crackdown

The People’s Bank of China reaffirmed its hostility toward digital assets and announced it would increase scrutiny of stablecoins. In a statement, the central bank warned of rising speculation and promised stricter enforcement against peer-to-peer stablecoin activity, expressing particular concern over customer identification requirements and anti-money-laundering controls. “Virtual currencies do not hold the same legal status as fiat currency and cannot be used as legal tender in the market,” the central bank said. It added that it will “intensify efforts to combat related illegal financial activities” to maintain financial stability.

- dell funds kids https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/12/landmark-dell-gift-supercharges-trump-accounts-for-americas-kids/

- real estate is a shitcoin https://cassius133.substack.com/p/cowichan

- gold is a shitcoin https://x.com/TFTC21/status/1996575233856122959

- italian gold https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsyvg6ylqauhl3vwhyc7zc40njt6enu2wyds67fhsfx4sx879ajmnqdprypr

- polyglobe https://x.com/pizzintwatch/status/1993346450084778439

- google insider polymarket https://x.com/jeonghaeju/status/1996462116094480464

3:59 - RFK sexts
19:19 - Dashboard
22:59 - Free Samourai
28:59 - Strategy stacking dollars
36:24 - Vanguard
41:49 - Bitcoin/gold
43:14 - Bitkey private pickup & walmart
52:19 - HRF Story of the Week
56:17 - Cowichan land
1:01:39 - Boosts
1:03:39 - Fake gold for Schiff
1:08:24 - Italian gold
1:14:49 - Polyglobe
1:17:24 - Google insider
1:25:09 - Covid semen

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