Can't Help Being A Simp For You

In case it's hard to hear hwhat I'm singing, here are the lyrics:

Wise chads say, OnlyFans fools rush in.
But I can't help being a simp for you.

Shall I tip, or stick with a sub.
If I can't help being a simp for you.

As my savings go, it surely isn't so (don't call me Shirley), I am going broke.
I shall stay a cuck forever more.

Take all my cash, take my life savings too...
I can't help being a simp for you.
For I can't help being a siiiiiiiiimp - yeah a siiiiiimp FOOOOOOOOOOR YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU - OOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAH!
*Outro*