🚨⚠ MONOPOLY MELTDOWN: KIDS ARE LOSING IT! ⚠ 🚨

HOLY SCRATCH DUST, PEOPLE…
This Monday night, Old Blue Eyes marches BACK onto the battlefield to face off against those greedy, sugar-fueled, snack-hoarding NC Education Lottery kids who keep trying to swipe the big wins and stuff them in their “educational piggy bank.”

This show will include (but is not limited to):
💥 Wild yelling
💥 Emotional rollercoastering
💥 Christmas-related nonsense
💥 Monopoly-related rage
💥 Loteria-related screaming
💥 Elephant-based chaos
💥 At least one moment where Old Blue Eyes questions all life choices

🎥 BE THERE — MONDAY NIGHT • 8 PM ET — LIVE!
Tell your friends.
Tell your haters.
Tell the neighborhood raccoon.

Because this Monday’s stream?
It’s more chaotic than Rudolph at a rave and sillier than Mr. Monopoly on roller skates. 🎅💀🛷💨

📺 AFTER DINNER SCRATCHERS
Every Monday & Thursday at 8 PM ET —
Where scratch-offs get wild, the holidays get louder, and the chaos NEVER stops.