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A CLOWN TRIES TO STEAL MY PEENAR IN MY SLEEP
A CLOWN TRIES TO STEAL MY PEENAR IN MY SLEEP
Now on NINTARDO! The most batshit nightmare fuel since Mario ate a bad shroom!
You're snoozin' like a chump when HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKER – a greasepaint psycho with a red nose and grabby mitts dives under your pixelated sheets to yoink your sacred PEENAR! Dodge floppy shoes, evade squirting flowers of doom, and pummel that giggling freak with your trusty Dream Bonk Hammer before he turns your junk into balloon animals!
8-bit boners, chiptune terror, and zero mercy! Will you wake up with your wang intact? Or become the clown's next floppy plaything?
WARNING: May cause nocturnal emissions, clown phobia, and uncontrollable laughter. Rated M for Massive Peen Theft!
Grab it NOW or forever hold your shriveled peace! 🚀🤡🍆
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