David Spade Goes FULL Nativity Warrior on Woke Mall Cowards – “Say CHRISTMAS, You Pansies!”

🚨 David Spade Just Nuked the War on Christmas – And It’s GLORIOUS 🚨

In a 2025 plot twist nobody saw coming, Joe Dirt himself steps up as the last guy in Hollywood with a spine and tells a woke mall to stop banning “Merry Christmas” at their own tree-lighting ceremony.

“I don’t like the anti-Christian feel of it,” Spade fired back, instantly becoming every fed-up American’s drunk uncle who finally grabbed the mic.

Watch the mullet legend body-slam corporate cowards too scared to say the word CHRISTMAS while happily taking everyone’s Christmas cash. From SNL sarcasm to full-blown culture-war hero in one viral clip – Spade just red-pilled himself harder than a vegan finding bacon.

If this is the energy 2025 is bringing, pour the eggnog and praise the Lord – miracles are back, baby.

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