Andrew's 12 Days of Christmas

Again lets be original with lyrics as with all my content here on Rumble.
12 days of Christmas my country gave to me.

[1] On the 1st day of Christmas my son said to me,
I just saw a meth head fall over.

[2]On the 2nd day of Christmas my son said to me,
Two turncoat crackheads, One meth head fallen.

[3]On the 3rd day of Christmas my son said to me,
Three Fabian henchmen, Two turncoat crackheads, One meth head fallen.

[4]On the 4th day of Christmas my son said to me,
Four calling bigots, Three Fabian henchmen, Two turncoat crackheads, One meth head fallen.

[5]On the 5th day of Christmas my son said to me,
Five guilty Russians, Four calling bigots, Three Fabian henchmen, Two turncoat crackheads, One meth head fallen.

[6]On the 6th day of Christmas my son said to me,
Six gloating shysters, Five guilty Russians, Four calling bigots, Three Fabian henchmen, Two turncoat crackheads, One meth head fallen.

[7]On the 7th day of Christmas my son said to me,
Seven Starmer's swingers, Six gloating shysters, Five guilty Russians, Four calling bigots, Three Fabian henchmen, Two turncoat crackheads, One meth head fallen.

[8]On the 8th day of Christmas my son said to me,
Eight mannequin Mandy's, Seven Starmer's swingers, Six gloating shysters, Five guilty Russians, Four calling bigots, Three Fabian henchmen, Two turncoat crackheads, One meth head fallen.

[9]On the 9th day of Christmas my son said to me,
Nine Labour loonies, Eight mannequin Mandy's, Seven Starmer's swingers, Six gloating shysters , Five guilty Russians, Four calling bigots, Three Fabian henchmen, Two turncoat crackheads, One meth head fallen.

[10]On the 10th day of Christmas my son said to me,
Ten Tory tosspots, Nine Labour loonies, Eight mannequin Mandy's, Seven Starmer's swingers, Six gloating shysters, Five guilty Russians, Four calling bigots, Three Fabian henchmen, Two turncoat crackheads, One meth head fallen.

[11]On the 11th day of Christmas my son said to me,
Eleven pipers pissing, Ten Tory tosspots, Nine Labour loonies, Eight mannequin Mandy's, Seven Starmer's swingers, Six gloating shysters, Five guilty Russians, Four calling bigots, Three Fabian henchmen, Two turncoat crackheads, One meth head fallen.

[12]On the 12th day of Christmas my son said to me,
Twelve Dickheads dumping, Eleven pipers pissing, Ten Tory tosspots, Nine Labour loonies, Eight mannequin Mandy's, Seven Starmer's swingers, Six gloating shysters, Five guilty Russians, Four calling bigots, Three Fabian henchmen, Two turncoat crackheads, One meth head fallen.