BXTCHER IN TRAINING

This podcast consist of me divulging into the deep depths and trenches of my twisted psychopathy. When I sit with myself in silence these are the things that occupied my thoughts:
When you stab somebody in the upper back do they lose a lot of blood? Would you feel or hear something if you punctured their lung? What would it feel like to blow air from a compressor into your eye sockets? Would your foot actually break if it got ran over by a car?
What would it feel like to smash a claw hammer into someone's eye socket?
What would the sound of a blow from a hammer, over someone's skull sound like?
What would it feel like to stab someone in the neck? How would I react? Considering that I don't their hit any major arteries, how much blood would actually pool?
How would it feel to be smashed in the eye socket with a claw hammer? If I hit somebody in the temple hard enough with a clam hammer, would they die immediately or go into a coma? Would it be possible to chop limbs in half using an ax and how much force would it take for a clean cut? How would it feel to step on someone's eyeball that's been dislocated from the person's socket? I've always wondered whether it would just smush like a meatball or pop under pressure? If your eye gets dislocated from the socket, would it still hang from the face? How long would it take a person to die if they remained conscious while being dismembered? Would they die of shock first or blood loss? What would their screen sound like and what would they be shouting? What would be the initial taste when biting into human flesh? Would eating human flesh contribute to higher protein intake?
Fuck I can't wait to party with Tina again.