Danesh Caught Lying: Nearly 1,000 Attend Garramone Party He Claimed Was “Empty”

Danesh “ThatDaneshGuy” Noshirvan told his 2 million TikTok followers that Dr. Ralph Garramone and Jennifer Couture’s annual holiday party was a total flop — that “no one showed up,” that the tent was empty, and that their “last Christmas party before prison” was a bust. But the truth wasn’t just different. It was explosive.

Nearly 1,000 people attended.

A total of 826 guests signed the registry, and photos from every angle show a packed tent, full dance floor, and crowds spilling outside the venue. The food lines were long. The bar was busy. The holiday lights were blazing. And the event was one of the largest in Fort Myers this season.

Danesh didn’t just get it wrong. He fabricated the entire thing.

This latest lie continues a pattern documented in court filings, where a judge previously sanctioned Danesh $62,000 for lying about Garramone’s attorney, Julian Jackson-Fannin, falsely claiming the Black lawyer “can’t tell Black people from monsters.” Now, he’s again spreading claims that collapse under the weight of basic evidence — this time contradicted by hundreds of eyewitnesses with smartphones.

Danesh’s behavior is now central to ongoing litigation alleging defamation, harassment, targeted disinformation, and deliberate reputational destruction. His claim about the holiday party wasn’t spin. It wasn’t sarcasm. It wasn’t “just commentary.” He stated as fact that no one showed up — a claim as easily disproved as counting heads in a room.

When someone lies about something that hundreds of people can disprove instantly, it calls into question not only credibility but motive. This is not advocacy. It’s not activism. It’s personal vendetta weaponized through social media, turbocharged by bot engagement, and aimed at destroying two individuals through repetition of fabrications.

The Garramone/Couture party was thriving. The community showed up in force. And Danesh’s narrative collapsed in real time.

This video breaks down the photos, the turnout, Danesh’s exact words, and how the lie fits into the broader defamation case against him — showing a pattern that judges have already recognized as reckless, malicious, and sanctionable.

Danesh said “no one showed up.”
The truth showed 826 reasons why he’s wrong.