Bless this day our daily bit of chaos

Praise Dale on this blessed day of left turns. O Lord Dale Ernheart we beg of you to bless this day with bountiful left turns and the smell of burning plastic and jet fuel. O mighty powerful Dale we thank you for this opportunity to break the sound barrier and rupture eardrums.
May you please Ole lord Dale conqure thy enemies and crash there cars into ablivion as you cross the finish line!