BEEF DICKS & PUSSY LICKS

Tonic's butt needs fucked and stretched out before stuffing can be inserted. Twist his fat nose until the shit breaks off his face, then put him in a fox costume and throw his furry jew ass in an incinerator.
I could be a husband who hates his wife and plans to murder her in secret.
Rubbing small amounts of anthrax on her deodorant over an extended period of time would poison her slowly and look less suspicious. I could then persuade the wifey to experiment with anal sex. I'll talk her into buying a a starter butt plug, along with a blindfold. I can picture us both naked on the bed and her blindfolded while I'm applying lubrication to the anal toy. I could mix small amounts of rat poison, anthrax, or fentanyl into the lubrication then insert it into her rectum for the poison to be absorbed through the skin.
Instead of using a vibrator, we could substitute a hand handheld grinder with sandpaper to her clit or fuck her with a corn husk before plowing her down balls deep. I'll risk being painted red