Form, Frequency, and Foreheads: A User’s Guide to Crystal Skulls

Tonight, we’re talking about skulls.
Not the kind you crack open in biology class.
Not the kind pirates stack into threatening pyramids.
I mean crystal skulls.
Yes. Those crystal skulls.
The ones museums sigh at.
The ones archaeologists clear their throats about.
The ones that whisper—metaphorically, legally, allegedly.