BUZZED & BOOZEY

I'll eat an ICEE out of my wife's pussy. I can use my tongue to scoop out the slush inside her. She can feel my beard tickle her outside of her clit. I'll taste the slush syrup mixed with her cum. When we take a break I'll down a shot of gin to cleanse the palate before my tongue salivates as the juices drip from my mouth.
While wifey is blackout drunk, I'll take a ski saw to her vagina and by the time she wakes up, the blade would already be cutting through her tiny waist. I will saw upwards towards the throat. I plan to split her in half like a kik kat. I'm uncertain if the ski saw would cut through the skull... So maybe if I put enough force behind it I can push it through the head cavities and brains...
Wifey is feeling frisky and wants me to piss in her pussy. So I got a PVC pipe, pissed inside and watch my urine flow in her at a gradual rate. The PVC pipe is unnecessary but it makes it fun. Otherwise I can just piss in her directly using my throbbing cock.
I don't only want to kill her, I want to torture her. I want to see her blindfolded while other men use her mouth as a urinal.
I can rub a little bit of my shit the wife's mascara or just fart on it to give her pink eye. Sprinkle a lil' meth or fentanyl into her coffee each morning so she'll gradually form an addiction. Persuade her into having swinger parties with about four other dudes. We all can blow our loads in a turkey baster then shake it up to mix and inject our gooey DNA in my wife's pussy. I guess if she gets pregnant it'll be a wild card singling out the father.