Standard Hulk Removal Procedure

🪖 SUPER EARTH HIGH COMMAND – OPERATIONAL FIELD REPORT

Filed By: Helldiver Rubber Duck
Vessel Assignment: S.E.S. Soul of Audacity
Mission Classification: Heavy Automaton Suppression
Operational Zone: Automaton-Controlled Territory
Threat Level: 🔴 (LEVEL 10)
Ordnance Deployed: SEAF Artillery – Mini-Nuke Payload

📡 SITUATION REPORT

During active engagement with multiple Hulk-class Automaton units, Helldiver Rubber Duck identified a rare opportunity for maximum democratic efficiency.

SEAF Artillery support was requested and approved.
Mini-Nuke payload selected.
Target count: Two (2) Hulks.
Predicted outcome: Extremely satisfying.

Upon confirmation of inbound artillery, Helldiver Rubber Duck announced intent to eliminate both targets with a single strike, accurately describing the maneuver as “two birds with one stone, but better.”

While maintaining a respectful salute, the SEAF Mini-Nuke impacted the designated kill zone, producing a pillar of liberated light visible from orbit. Both Hulk units were instantly vaporized.

Collateral effects likely included:

Localized gamma radiation exposure

Temporary blindness

Permanent morale increase

Helldiver Rubber Duck verbally confirmed mission success with a single, professional assessment:

“Perfect.”

✅ OPERATIONAL RESULTS

✔ Two Hulk-class units eliminated
✔ One Mini-Nuke expended "responsibly"
✔ Democracy delivered in candle form
✔ Helldiver survival: Technically ....pending....?

Super Earth High Command is advised that, if Helldiver Rubber Duck does not survive the return trip, the sacrifice was absolutely worth it.

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