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"I work like I drink.. alone.. but with a monkey watching me.”
Tune 🎧🎤🎶💎💎💎👑💣🚿🧴🪣🎲🧨 UFO vapes ©
"U F O vapes and wasp" two of the best alternative music pirate complex song writers in Blackpool 👽💀🏴☠️🇬🇧 rejected by the mainstream media 👍👍👍 inspired by my haters 😁
"I'm trying to be less of an ass hole than I was yesterday....That's like choosing between my left and right brain... both are crazy.... Fuck You"
“I'm Blackpool's... Homicide Comedy”
I'm the ringmaster of darkness, the one they all fear,
I killed the circus, where the freaks and clowns appear.
Cutting through the chaos, I got a razor-sharp tongue,
Spin ya like a carousel, then I'll smoke another bong.
my jokes are homicide, drop bodies on the pavement,
I hear a hammer cock, a gun giggle, a silent oath of engagement.
Alpha base, got lyrical star dust, leaving behind the rat race,
Neon vapor spirals, a galaxy of chrome, streets, get ready for my grace.
“Yo, you’re a clown?” I whisper, “Nah, I'm a homicide act, fact,
I’m the director, I cut the reel, you’re the bloodied abstract.”
I paint their faces with a palette of sins, a circus of scars,
Every rhyme from my deadly mouth are bullet‑proof bars.
My flow’s a head chopping guillotine, slicing through their weak murmurs,
I’m the dark humor surgeon, stitching laughs, while my razor‑blade murders.
Laugh till you choke, bleed for your sins,
This circus is dead, where my chaos begins.
"My verses are explosives, hear each line detonate,
BANG!”... their egos deviate"
U F O vapes turns enemies in to graffiti on the walls,
“Stay high,” they whisper, as their empire falls.
I shoot the Desert Eagle, the clown’s mask shatters, a glass‑shard grin,
The blood‑red paint drips, a masterpiece of original sin.
My cadence’s a chainsaw, cutting through their circus of lies,
When the final curtain falls, the only laugh left is my dead eyes.
"I work like I drink.. alone.. but with a monkey watching me.”
"This is the real mutha fucking U F O vapes show"
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