5 days ago

🐔 Lyrics:

[Chorus]
Jingle Bongs, Jingle Bongs,
Inhaling all the way,
Oh what a fun ride it is
To cough your lungs away, Aye!
Jingle Bongs, Jingle Bongs,
Ash all in my tray,
Lighting up this frosty bud
This Christmas holiday, Aye!

[Verse 1]
Dashing through the smoke,
On a busted shopping cart,
Hit a snowman sideways,
Now that’s a work of art!

Rolling down the street,
I’m baked and overcooked,
Santa saw my glowing eyes
And told the elves, “We’re booked.”

[Pre-Chorus]
Then something hit my mind—
A blunt the size of sleigh,
How fun it is to spark it up,
My mind just fades away.

[Verse 2]
Sleigh broke down again,
Santa said, “Bro, you’re high.”
I said, “Relax old man—
Come take a toke and fly.”
Reindeer munching greens,
Not carrots like you think,
Rudolph’s nose ain’t glowing red—
He’s just hotboxing the rink.

[Pre-Chorus]
As it hits my brain,
I’m levitating slow,
Mrs. Claus kicked in the door—
Said, “Share it or I go.”

[Outro]
So if you hear a cough,
Come smoke, we’ve got enough,
We’ll roll another just for you,
Grab a lighter, take a puff.
Forget your bills today,
Let all that bullshit stray,
Merry lit-mas to you too—
Now pass that blunt my way.

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