Moose Dookie Tea

Nick, Eric, and DeMatteo tumble through a gloriously chaotic mix of podcast politics, sign‑pricing negotiations, and the eternal question of whether Eric’s wife should be promoted from production assistant to full‑blown co‑host. The trio veers from crude culinary inventions in the “doo‑doo kitchen” to roasting viral videos, debating identity and dating logic, and marveling at how AI now handles everything from Christmas lights to kids’ homework. Toss in sleep‑deprived confessions, alarm‑clock betrayals, and a dog cameo, and you’ve got peak WhatsApp Douche energy—unfiltered, unserious, and relentlessly entertaining.