Idiots on Parade Episode 654: Australian Tragedies

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…

—Snow
—The Australian Tragedies
—Nick Fuentes

00:00 Introductions: Snow!
06:24 Australian Tragedy
11:39 Nick Fuentes
16:45 Jennifer Lopez
20:23 Denny’s Restaurants
28:55 Inflation
33:06 In-Home Birth
42:44 Social Media

Snow

Ever drive in it?

Is fun!

Midwest, baby.

Iowa.

Australian Tragedy

You know what happens whenever there’s a tragedy?

The worst people on the planet say horrific and stupid things.

Which is what happened after Australia’s first mass shooting in 30 years.

“I GueSs gUn ConTroL dOeSn’T wORk!”

Oh shut up, you incredible morons.

Side discussion: GenX got under desks to practice for incoming Soviet missiles.

Good times.

Nick Fuentes

He’s a virgin, ladies and gentlemen.

A.

Virgin.

It’s insane to me who the desperate and lonely will elect as their leader.

Insane.

Denny’s Restaurants

They’re closing locations.

Who knew bad food wouldn’t last forever?

Inflation

Costs are going up, up, up!

But it’s OK, Trump says they’re not, so… 

There ya go.

Also: Trump’s idiot trade war decimated farmers, so now they’re getting a $12 billion bailout.

In-Home Birth

Stacey Warnecke told people how to live their lives, and it cost her, hers.

Instead of having a medical professional on hand for her childbirth (or, God forbid, giving birth in a hospital), she went DIY, and now she’s no longer with us.

Social Media

Hey, people: stop liking your own statuses.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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