🧟🗺 🔑 RESIDENT EVIL 1: LOST IN THE MANSION WITH JILL 🔑🗺 🧟 ♀

🧟‍♀️ S.T.A.R.S. Mansion Date Night Survival Guide 🕯️
🥩🍞🪴🧄 + 🌿🌿🌿 + 🔫🔑🗺️🩸🧟‍♂️➡️😰➡️💀

Pack light — we’re not escaping the Spencer Mansion.
We’re panic-dating Jill Valentine (1996 polygon edition) while everything tries to eat us. 💙

Watch as I:

😱 Lose my mind every time Jill calmly says “I’ll take care of it.”
🚪 Open the wrong door every single time
🗝️ Carry 6 keys and still never have the right one
🌿 Mix herbs like I’m cooking pasta with no recipe
🧠 Solve puzzles meant for geniuses by accident
🧟‍♂️ Get grabbed by a zombie while Jill just sighs — again
📸 Treat survival horror like a romantic mansion tour

💀 WARNING:
May include excessive screaming, wasted ammo, poor inventory management, and Jill quietly judging my life choices while saving it anyway.

Will I fight the Tyrant? Eventually.
Will I immediately forget what the Crest Key does? Absolutely.
Will Jill carry this entire operation with quiet competence and a handgun? Without question.

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